The Highwayman and the Traveller

A highwayman confronted a traveler and, covering him with a firearm, shouted, "Your money or your life!"

"My good friend," replied the traveler, "according to the terms of your demand, my money will save my life, and my life my money. You imply that you will take one or the other, but not both. If that is what you mean, please be good enough to take my life."

"That is not what I mean," said the highwayman. "You cannot save your money by giving up your life."

"Then take it, anyhow," the traveler said. "If it will not save my money, it is good for nothing."

The highwayman was so pleased with the traveler's philosophy and wit that he took him into partnership. This splendid combination of talent went on to start a newspaper, blending their unique perspectives in a venture that would capture the attention of many.