The Divided Delegation

A delegation in Washington approached the new President and said, "Your Excellency, we are unable to agree upon a favorite son to represent us in your Cabinet."

"Then," replied the new President, "I shall have to lock you up until you come to an agreement." With that, the delegation was cast into the deepest dungeon beneath the moat. There, they maintained a divided mindset for many weeks, unable to reach a consensus.

Finally, after much deliberation, they reconciled their differences and requested to be brought before the new President.

"My children," he said upon their arrival, "nothing is as beautiful as harmony. My Cabinet selections were already made before our previous meeting, but you have demonstrated a noble instance of patriotism by subordinating your personal preferences to the greater good. Now, go back to your lovely homes and be happy."

However, it is not recorded that the delegation found happiness in their return.