The Unchanged Diplomatist

The Republic of Madagonia had long been represented at the court of the King of Patagascar by an officer known as a Dazie. However, one day, the Madagonian Parliament decided to confer upon him the superior rank of Dandee.

The very next day, after being informed of his new dignity, he hurried to inform the King of Patagascar.

"Ah, yes, I understand," said the King. "You have been promoted and granted increased pay and allowances. There was an appropriation?"

"Yes, your Majesty," the Dandee replied.

"And you now have two heads, do you not?" the King asked.

"Oh, no, your Majesty—only one, I assure you," he responded.

"Indeed? And how many legs and arms do you possess?"

"Two of each, Sire—only two of each," the Dandee answered confidently.

"And just one body?"

"Yes, just a single body, as you can see," he confirmed.

The King, thoughtfully removing his crown and scratching his royal head, fell silent for a moment. Then he said, "I suspect that appropriation has been misapplied. You seem to be about the same kind of fool that you were before."