
A member of the Society for Passing Resolutions of Respect for the Memory of Deceased Members recently passed away, receiving the customary attention from the society.
"Good heavens!" exclaimed a Sovereign Elector upon hearing the resolutions read aloud. "What a loss to the nation! And to think that I once voted against that angel for the position of Inspector of Gate-latches in Public Squares!"
Overcome with remorse for his past decision, the Sovereign Elector took a drastic step to deprive himself of political influence: he decided to learn how to read.
Regret for past actions can lead to personal growth and a desire for self-improvement.
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Tomorrow night: The Fox and the Crane